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I think that stupid people should be sterilized. I have come to this conclusion after 21 years of witnessing stupid people who really don't benefit society coast through life and somehow make it into positions of authority, or importance. If we were able to figure out how many people who are somewhat "important" to society are actually mental zeros I bet it would be truly frightening.
I don't want to confuse anyone with this so let me be clear. I don't mean people with legitimate learning disorders. That has nothing to do with how smart you are. Everyone learns differently. I am talking about people who lack common sense and the ability to process rational thoughts.
The amount of stupid people I come into contact with on a daily basis is pretty remarkable. I always thought you had to be smart to go to college, but apparently all you need is an SAT score. In any case I think stupid people are the cause of a lot of our problems. I am tired of dealing with the mistakes they make, and problems they cause while they go home and watch shows like survivor and remain totally clueless. I think stupid people she be held accountable the same way everyone else is. If I ever hear someone being covered for with the excuse "that's just the way they are" again I am going to find the person and show them how the bottom of my size 11 boot is. I think that is fair.
While I realize that this may sound fascist and a little on the harsh side, I don't think it matters because the people I am talking about wont know that.
A friend of mine who appeared to be totally sane the other day busts out with the fact that they had been on a date with someone they met online. Why in the name of Zeus's butt hole would anyone do that? I mean the Internet is good for so many things like unlimited information and every type of porno you can imagine. Who decided that it was a way to meet new people? What self-loathing fat kid that couldn???t make friends in real life decided that an instant message was a way to meet people. It would be different if attractive people met online but I can???t think of anyone that has ever mentioned meeting their date online that has had something to brag about.
I used to get instant messages from people all the time when I used aol that said nothing more than a/s/l... How desperate are you that you base your mate hunting on a few obscure statements in a person???s online profile? I would respond to them as creatively as I knew how to. I would tell them things like I was a 57-year-old guy who pretended to be female just so I could attract guys to motels to kill them and steal their organs for sale on the black market. I was reported to aol more than once.
I have to be honest I did wonder what an online date would be like, and nothing I imagined appealed to me. My life is a constant reminder that Murphy's Law is real so that factored into my thoughts. The way I figured it I would have this girl who sent me pictures that indicated she was the most attractive female on the planet. There is no one else I would ever consider meeting online. Then the thought "I would be stupid not to do this" would enter my head and I would decide to meet her. This is when things would start to get weird because the way my life works. I would see this girl and she would either be A) grotesquely deformed and messed up or B) a man who wanted to kidnap me and put me in a cage for the rest of my life like I was a bird. Then I would of course find a way to escape because I used to watch MacGuyver and would of course remember something. Then the dude would chase me but he couldn???t catch me once I stole a car. He better be driving a vette if he wants to catch me and put me in a cage. Pshh I don???t know what that guy was thinkin. Of course I may have an overactive imagination.
In any case I cannot imagine anything good coming from an internet date. Bars are a far better way to meet people. By the time you have enough drinks ugly girls don't exist anymore. What could be better?
Holy freakin crap! Stop the presses! This is big news! According to the BBC the US is arrogant. (I know what you are thinking, How can the brits call us arrogant? I'm getting to that.) According to a poll of 11 nations including the US we are arrogant. The other choice was humble and given the choice between the two I would choose arrogant too. We are the greatest country in the world. We get bragging rights. It's that simple. While we are talking about arrogant lets talk about England for a while. I'm not sure that an Island of pasty-faced inbred, dirty, disease carrying, jack toothed tiara worshipers needs to be calling anyone out. Of course that type of thinking could be just what they are talking about but screw it because I am an American. And for the record, England was the nation that was too proud to switch to the Euro.
Not only is the US arrogant, but apparently we are also scarier than Al Qieda. Who on the planet thinks we are scarier than the terrorists? Jordan and Indonesia. Now I am no expert in global affairs but, isn't it good for some people to be afraid of you? What is the point of being a super power if no one is afraid of you? We just liberated Iraq. Whatever our real intentions were and are over there the fact still remains that the people of that country are better off because no one that we put in power will gas them. If that frightens Jordan and Indonesia then I guess we will just have to live with that. I think we should try to increase the number of countries that are afraid of us. Lets send a few patriot missiles over to France just to make them scream a little. I dont mean kill innocent people, just blow up some cheese or something.
In any case, yes Americans are arrogant. Deal with it.
I know what you are thinking. Its either "WTF are you talking about because there are like a million rappers" or "They all got shot". Lets address the first one. I'm not talkin about these dime a dozen rappers that do nothing more than curse and talk about their escalade and have like 2 hits before we forget they ever existed. I want to know when we are going to get some one to replace Tupac and biggie, because some of what we have now isn't cutting it. It's like a prerequisite for rappers now to get street credibility after their records drop. I'm not sure that R. Kelly pissing on little girls is really the type of street credibility one needs anyhow. And DMX had potential but now he shows up in Jet Li and Steven Seagal movies, which doesn't make his music any better.
Back in the day there were the big rappers like Dre, Snoop, and even Run DMC. Now we still have those guys to a certain extent, but Dre isn't pissed off anymore, Run DMC isn't making anything new, and Snoop would rather focus on his porno career. Maybe I should start listening to country?
Apparently I can receive comments on this thing. Who knew? That's totally cool and please continue to comment. Maybe I should read the instructions on things like this before I get going. I didn't give credit to Eminem and perhaps I should have. He is definitely one of my favorite artists, but his style of rap is in the minority. He says what he wants when he wants how he wants to whomever he wants and that is totally cool. My point was that back in the day there seemed to be more artists who would speak their minds. All I hear today is how much money and bitches they have. I just think the style of music has more potential than that. I don't know if any of you guys can see the comments posted by people email me if you want me to post them on here separately.
Ok so lets look at what our kids are exposed to from an early age.
Sesame Street... Puppets
Mr. Rodgers... Puppets
At least one show on Nickelodeon... Puppets
Crank Yankers... Puppets
Those scary people on the "Christian Channel"... Puppets
What the crap is with all these puppets? I swear I thought people could be green and purple until I was 5. Burt was yellow and Ernie was orange. I still don???t know what the hell Grover is supposed to be. I am watching my little brother go ape crap over Barney the child-molesting dinosaur and I seriously wonder what this country is coming to. I mean in his mind dinosaurs are fuzzy and teach kids stuff like finger-painting and how to share. I guess it is better than the poor kids in South Africa; even their Muppets have aids. It is a messed up world when producers of kids shows want to infect a Muppet with aids just for ratings. I guess puppets are on their way out though. They are being replaced by CGI animated things. I can't tell if this is good or not. All I know is that Yoda was a puppet for 20 years and he could kick the new CGI Yoda's little green tail in a fight and that is why puppets are dangerous.
Ok so I am trying to find something to watch on TV and its like who do I want to watch having sex? TV shows today aren't even original. You got about a dozen sitcoms that are all the same. It is a bunch of sex deprived single people complaining to their friends who are dating that they don???t get any... If sitcoms aren't for you then try the dramas. Which cops do you want to see arrest the bad guys before they go home and have sex with their girlfriends or female partners? Oh I know! Lets have some more reality TV shows please! Could I see some more skanky girls fighting for some blue-collar dude that works at a bowling alley? I really need to see that. I don???t have enough skank in my diet.
I don???t want to sound like I am anti sex. Sex is a good thing for people to do behind closed doors. Once I have seen two 30 year olds playing the role of high school kids on prime time TV banging each other, I have seen them all. I think we need more TV shows like we had back in the day. Shows like the A-Team. Could you make a cooler show? This show had a bunch of army green berets on the run from the Govt. who made their living as vigilantes helping the little guy. They shot up everything in their way and their biggest assets were a cool Colonel and Mr. T! Mr. freakin T! And what about Knight Rider? You have a dude who gets the bad guys with the help of his talking car! Holy freakin crap he had a talking car! The car could talk! Airwolf was another cool show. It was like Knight Rider except there was a helicopter. It didn???t talk but helicopters are just plain cool anyhow, they don???t have to talk. Luckily for me these shows are all in syndication someplace Perhaps on TV land or some other crap network that can't come up with original programming like USA.
Hilary Clinton... I dont know where to begin with her. There are too many things that bother me. Ok so Hilary wrote a "tell all" book. Thats nice for her, so did Amy Fisher. The best part of all this is that she claims she did not know her husband was having an affair with Monica until he publicly announced it to America. Now this might be possible. Maybe she didnt watch the news for the 7 months prior to the announcement. Maybe she thought her husband had mended his ways after his first 4 or 5 affairs and sexual harassment troubles. Or maybe... the lady is telling a lie. I dont know, but if people honestly belive that a dumb yokel like slick willy can hide a 200 pound fat woman from his wife they are all morons. Of course anyone who would buy this book should be beaten with it. This woman is doing nothing other than preparing America for the fact that she intends to run for president. Which is pretty crafty, but surely America can't be outsmarted by a woman. If America elects this woman to the Oval Office I will be the first in line for Canadiam citizenship. I mean the fact that Hilary stayed with the man through numerous affairs she did know about says that their marriage is a sham and a crutch for her to gain power. The fact that she will blatently lie to the american people in another attempt to gain even more power scares me. Women shouldnt be that ambitious. Oh well she is probably a lesbo anyhow. If she was straight Slick Willy would have been bangin the crap outta her. He obviously doesnt care if his women are attractive. It is just sad that the leader of the free world can't get a decent prostitute. Hilary sucks and thats all I got tonight.
So some guy in DC gets pulled over because he is driving around with a gasoline tank strapped to the top of his car... What was he going to do? I mean granted he could ram something and blow it up but that is kinda unoriginal. I mean the whole crashing into buildings thing is a little played out don???t you think? It has been done before, and much better at that. What is really weird about this is that the guy had "unregistered" shotgun shells in his car. How do you go about registering a think like shotgun shells? I mean do you just tell the police "hey I have some ammo and I am going to use it to shoot my cheating wife..."? The dude apparently had something else in his car that the police dogs noticed but the cops can???t tell us what it was. Maybe it was an unregistered guided missile or something that might actually give him street credibility in the terrorist world. Unoriginal terrorists are the worst kind. Gasoline and shotgun shells? I know boy scouts that could come up with better ways to blow stuff up.
Not to mention that this guys cousins are probably the ones in Gaza or where ever protesting the Israeli peace talks. I have no problem with peace over there, but I think it is kind of odd that the Jews would call their proposal a roadmap. I mean no offense to Jewish people but they aren???t exactly known for their orienteering skills. Lets not forget that these are the people who wandered around a desert for 40 years before they found what they were looking for. Oh well the world is just a silly place. Terrorists are getting more and more unoriginal, the middle east gets more messed up every day, and the Pope still has more gold than Mr. T.
Ok so I see on the news that the Pope is visiting Croatia. That sounds like a nice thing for him to do. The head of the Catholic Church visits a country whose population is about 80 percent catholic. Here is where I have problems...
The Pope is the head of the Catholic Church. I don???t know much about Catholics so I could be mistaken, but aren't priests supposed to be somewhat humble? Granted the pope is small, hunches over and doesn't say a lot, but that is just because he is like 94. The man shows up to Croatia on a freakin yacht. The Popemobile pulls up to shuttle him over to a huge red carpet. Now I understand that the man is old and it is hard to get around. To make it easier he has gotten himself a walker. Popes don???t do anything small though. This man has a gold walker! The entire thing is gold! WTF? When I put money in the collection plate at church (granted protestants do things a little differently), I know it isnt going to buy my preacher anything made of gold. Now, calling this thing a walker is probably not entirely accurate. It is a Gold platform with wheels and a railing for the Pope to hang on to while an army of guards and various other types of Catholics push him around on it.
Not to mention the place from which he came... The Vatican? Holy crap, this place is like the playboy mansion of the Catholic Church! Nothing there is anything less than extravagant. I bet the Pope has a gold toilet just like Saddam's. Anyhow I couldn???t think of anything else to rant about today. I am pretty much finished now. Have you ever wondered if the Pope wears anything under those robes?
Ok so I am either a big dork, or have way too much time on my hands or some combination of both. I figure there has to be a way to make these online things interesting, and since it is the 21st century, I should try to be high tech or something.
Now, a lot of people use these things as sort of an online journal. I think that is messed up. The way I see it, these things are an open forum for people like me to shoot off their mouths. I mean what could be better? It's a place for me to express my opinions about whatever stuff happens to be on my mind right now.
For example... right now I am thinking about this chick in my criminal law class who works at Victoria???s secret and told me I should come by and see her tonight because she is sure that there is nothing I could do there to get either of us in trouble... yeah. My opinion on this is that if I tried to prove to her how much trouble I could get into in a Victoria???s secret store, I would get arrested.
In any case I have a lot of opinions about what goes on in the world and that is what I plan on ranting about most of the time. Today I could talk about how that poor little Martha Stuart got indicted on federal charges for mishandling her stocks or something. I think that sucks. This woman should be made into an American hero. She is the only famous woman who knows her role. She has built on empire on the basic assumption that females belong in the kitchen and should never leave the kitchen unless it is to go into the laundry room or out to the garden. Why would we put someone like this in jail? America is an odd place sometimes.
If at any time you decide to opine (I learned that word from the thesaurus!) please send email to wkp2@aol.com
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