The Pope is a Pimp! 

The Pope is a Pimp!

Ok so I see on the news that the Pope is visiting Croatia. That sounds like a nice thing for him to do. The head of the Catholic Church visits a country whose population is about 80 percent catholic. Here is where I have problems...

The Pope is the head of the Catholic Church. I don???t know much about Catholics so I could be mistaken, but aren't priests supposed to be somewhat humble? Granted the pope is small, hunches over and doesn't say a lot, but that is just because he is like 94. The man shows up to Croatia on a freakin yacht. The Popemobile pulls up to shuttle him over to a huge red carpet. Now I understand that the man is old and it is hard to get around. To make it easier he has gotten himself a walker. Popes don???t do anything small though. This man has a gold walker! The entire thing is gold! WTF? When I put money in the collection plate at church (granted protestants do things a little differently), I know it isnt going to buy my preacher anything made of gold. Now, calling this thing a walker is probably not entirely accurate. It is a Gold platform with wheels and a railing for the Pope to hang on to while an army of guards and various other types of Catholics push him around on it.
Not to mention the place from which he came... The Vatican? Holy crap, this place is like the playboy mansion of the Catholic Church! Nothing there is anything less than extravagant. I bet the Pope has a gold toilet just like Saddam's. Anyhow I couldn???t think of anything else to rant about today. I am pretty much finished now. Have you ever wondered if the Pope wears anything under those robes?