The first... 

The first...

Ok so I am either a big dork, or have way too much time on my hands or some combination of both. I figure there has to be a way to make these online things interesting, and since it is the 21st century, I should try to be high tech or something.
Now, a lot of people use these things as sort of an online journal. I think that is messed up. The way I see it, these things are an open forum for people like me to shoot off their mouths. I mean what could be better? It's a place for me to express my opinions about whatever stuff happens to be on my mind right now.
For example... right now I am thinking about this chick in my criminal law class who works at Victoria???s secret and told me I should come by and see her tonight because she is sure that there is nothing I could do there to get either of us in trouble... yeah. My opinion on this is that if I tried to prove to her how much trouble I could get into in a Victoria???s secret store, I would get arrested.
In any case I have a lot of opinions about what goes on in the world and that is what I plan on ranting about most of the time. Today I could talk about how that poor little Martha Stuart got indicted on federal charges for mishandling her stocks or something. I think that sucks. This woman should be made into an American hero. She is the only famous woman who knows her role. She has built on empire on the basic assumption that females belong in the kitchen and should never leave the kitchen unless it is to go into the laundry room or out to the garden. Why would we put someone like this in jail? America is an odd place sometimes.

If at any time you decide to opine (I learned that word from the thesaurus!) please send email to wkp2@aol.com