Puppets are taking over the planet! 

Puppets are taking over the planet!

Ok so lets look at what our kids are exposed to from an early age.

Sesame Street... Puppets
Mr. Rodgers... Puppets
At least one show on Nickelodeon... Puppets
Crank Yankers... Puppets
Those scary people on the "Christian Channel"... Puppets

What the crap is with all these puppets? I swear I thought people could be green and purple until I was 5. Burt was yellow and Ernie was orange. I still don???t know what the hell Grover is supposed to be. I am watching my little brother go ape crap over Barney the child-molesting dinosaur and I seriously wonder what this country is coming to. I mean in his mind dinosaurs are fuzzy and teach kids stuff like finger-painting and how to share. I guess it is better than the poor kids in South Africa; even their Muppets have aids. It is a messed up world when producers of kids shows want to infect a Muppet with aids just for ratings. I guess puppets are on their way out though. They are being replaced by CGI animated things. I can't tell if this is good or not. All I know is that Yoda was a puppet for 20 years and he could kick the new CGI Yoda's little green tail in a fight and that is why puppets are dangerous.