Prank night... er week? 

Prank night... er week?

Ok so Friday night was a little slower than usual. We watched this one dude get raped by the Nintendo cause he couldnt beat some old school Mario game. That bored all of us. And finally boredom turned to destruction.

Our first brilliant Idea was to take this dude and put him in the trunk of my friends car and have him jump out in front of a group of people. Then we tackled him back down and tossed him back in and drove off. We were chased and threatened with the calling of the cops. No more fake kidnappings. But trust me it was very funny. The people at the drive thru will forever remember that night.

So we stepped up to real kidnapping... Kinda. We tried to kidnap this chick but she fought back like a mofo so we took this dude instead. He didnt seem to care. We delivered him to this old frat guy wrapped up in a blanket and duct tape. The look on the mans face when he answered the door was priceless. His jaw was 3 feet below his upper lip.

That wasnt enough. No sir. We had this old mini fridge sitting in our TV room that didnt work, and reeked if you opened it. We decided to deliver it to some girls. We added a nasty piece of meat just for kicks. We left a message on it informing them that they had been fridged. Now this prank in itself is nothing special, but wait it gets better.

Wednesday afternoon the fridge shows up in the back of my truck. Ok. Cool. They like to play like that. Awesome. Lets keep it going. I had to go to their neighborhood to help move some stuff at a place down the street anyhow so I just dropped the fridge back in their driveway. That is less than 2 hours after they gave it back btw. Not a bad turnaround time considering how busy I am this week. Well I leave their house expecting it to turn up in my hall in a couple days or something. I will admit I was quite pleased with myself regardless of what repercussions I had just brought on myself.

Well about an hour after I get home on of the chicks that lives there calls me up and pitches a fit about me being immature. Tells me I am out of hand. Tells me I didnt have any right to be in her neighborhood in the first place, and then calls me a liar when I tell her yes I did. I explain that I simply wanted to return the favor. She was unimpressed with my reasoning and insists that it was uncalled for of me to return that fridge. I explain that I didnt ask for it to appear in my truck either to which of course she replies she had nothing to do with it. I suggest that it magically appeared in my truck, or walked the 3 or so miles from her house to mine. Her voice got a little bit higher pitched at this point as she explained how it was a stupid joke. I may or may not have pointed out that no matter how stupid it was she was the one with a fridge stuck in her yard. I dont remember. Either way we carried on about like this for 10 more minutes before she stopped demanding I take it back from her yard. I dont remember if we resolved anything, but I doubt it because she hung up on me.

That makes the third time I have been lectured or yelled at this week, and its only Wednesday...