Stop eating Christian babies! 

Stop eating Christian babies!

SO today the topic of Palestine vs. Israel comes up. Everyone has to pick sides and say who was more oppressed.

To be honest I dont care. I think they are both jacked up. They both want to have claim to the holy land, and both want to be recognized sovereign, and both seem to really hate each other. So what. Cry about it. I hate Canada, but you dont see me suicide bombing it do you? No. Because what good would that do? Canada isnt a real country anyway. Neither are Israel or Palestine. Israel would not even be on a map today if it werent for who? Uncle Sam. Palestine wouldnt exist either if it werent for mind blowingly strange international agreements and rules.

I say that we drop a bunch of knockout gas on that area of the world and send everyone unconscious temporarily. Then we mix them all up and put them within each others boundaries. Then we redraw the map so that it is all one big happy country called Hate. This way they can all hate each other and fight amongst them selves in the same country and be just like America. They can even decide which race is lower on the social latter and give them special privileges that the majority doesnt get.

Oh yeah while they are unconscious we should rescue all the Christian babies so that the Palestinians and Israelis cant eat them. While I agree it is good for them to find common ground, eating babies is just plain wrong.