Kill Bill 

Kill Bill

Quintin Tarantino must really hate Japanese people. I have never seen so many dead asians in all my life.

The good thing about movies by Tarantino is that you learn a whole lot of useful information. For example I had no idea that Japanese blood is carbonated. But, sure enough every Japanese person that got cut in this movie spewed blood all over the place. It was like they had no hearts and their blood was just kept under constant pressure. Or maybe their hearts beat like 50 times faster than non asian hearts. That wouldnt surprise me actually. I bet the Japanese have found a way to make their hearts run more efficiantly than American hearts. Just like a Honda.

This movie also reiforced the time tested rule about women. If you screw a woman over, you better kill her. Women have the memories of elephants, and they hold a grudge like no other. Uma is one vengeful mofo. She had some jacked up feet though. Probably because she never wore socks. I mean I am all for the casual look, but wtf? Arent leading ladies supposed to have sexy feet? Girl's big toe looked like she had been gnawing on it. Whatever, she had shoes on in most of the movie.

The other thing I learned from this movie is to never be in a coma. Aparently if you are in a coma, the nurses will pimp your body for 75 bucks a pop (no pun intended). I dont think thats fair unless that money is deducted from the hospital bill. Even then I think that should be something your insurance policy notifies you of.

In any case, I think you should see this movie. It is a great way to take your mind off of the real world where people second guess you when you do your job.