Band kids are freakin weird sometimes. 

Band kids are freakin weird sometimes.

I dont know why. I cannot explain it. It is not true for all of them. But a lot of the time, all I can say is band kids are freakin weird.

Band kids seem to have their own subculture. Its like no one an get in to the circle of friends. This is not to say that a lot of other people want to get in. The band kids simply make it clear no one else can get in.

The band kids you have to watch out for are the ones who either think they are cool BECAUSE they are in band, or the ones who have nothing else going for them other than the fact they are in band. Either of these types can be equally annoying. Using the band lingo that simple non musical people dont understand, or making fun of people based on their instrument. (Granted everyone makes fun of the french horns, not just because they are french, but who wants to shove their hand up anythings ass, let alone a cold metal french ass.)

And what is up with the freakin love triangles? Band seems to be like Jerry Springer with trumpets. These kids are the horniest bunch of people ever. I know some of these kids couldnt get anywhere if it werent for being in band, and I think that is what astounds me. You have this group of equally undesirable people who hook up like rabbits, and then get all suicidal (litterally) when the troll that dumped them hooks up with another douche bag. Yeah I know people do this in real life too, but in band it seems to get magnified because they freakin tell everyone about it. Everyone knows that Bobby the saxophone player got dissed by Susie the flute for Jerry the tuba player. And then everyone has to listen to Bobby whine about it instead of being a man and pimp smacking the girl with her flute for being a ho.

Whatever. Never having been in band myself I guess I just dont get it. All I know is that if a band kid ever came up to me with a problem I would stab him.




...or something.