Dolphins piss me off 

Dolphins piss me off

Yeah thats right I said Dolphins piss me off. I hate those stupid animals. Ok so I have put up with this crap for long enough. Its like every time I go out I have to buy dolphin safe tuna. Man dolphins suck. They arent real mammals anyhow. All they do is swim. They are like poser fish. Its like they want to be just like a fish, but they get all pissy when you call them one. What good are they? I hear people talking about how smart they are, and I say that is a bunch of crap. If they are so smart, then why do they keep getting caught in those tuna nets? All I know is that if I ever meet a dolphin face to face, I am gonna kick him in the nuts! I am ashamed to call myself a mammal just because I have to share the name with such a worthless waste of life like a dolphin.

Show your support and tell me how much you hate those worthless animals too!