TV is for stupid people. 

TV is for stupid people.

I cannot believe the crap that I see on TV. I was flipping through the channels the other night and I was amazed at some of the crap we call entertainment. E! has got to be a network run by retarded 14 year old fat girls who can't live lives of their own, and can't get a date, so they have to exploit the personal lives of the no talent hacks we call celebrities. Don't get me wrong I am not sympathizing with celebrities, when you make 10 million dollars a year you can put up with dumb people telling lies about you on television. What you cannot do is pretend you know ANYTHING about politics or major issues. Which brings me to my next point.

If I see one more celebrity on the news or even in an interview telling me that I should agree with them because they have their own television show, or sleep with Jlo then I am going to slap some one. Leave the news to people who know what they are talking about. Like Jon Stewart.

Of course no TV rant would be complete without giving credit where credit is due. MTV sucks just as much rhino as any other network. Any network that give someone like Justin Timberlake credit for having no talent needs to be shut down by the brute force of an elite group of Army rangers who are pissed off because they didn't get to kill any of Saddam's henchmen in the fake war we are fighting.

And what is the deal with Justin Timberlake? When the freak did this guy decide he was black? Man I have no talent, and I am from a middle class background. Where the hell is my record deal? Where is it? Oh that's right, I don have the ability to sell out for some cheap popularity. I am so cursed!

Whatever I can't think of anything else about TV that bothers me right now. Maybe I should try watching before midnight or something. I bet TV is awesome during the daylight hours. Yeah... and next time I go to the bathroom I might just lay a golden egg.