Maybe the rumors are true? 

Maybe the rumors are true?

Ok, so I have been trying to use this space not to write about events that happen to me, but more for opinions and such. However, every once in a while something comes along that I just feel the need to share, and I figured this is as good a place as any.

Like any good story this one starts out with one of the all time best Intros... So, I was going into the men's room the other day and... We all know what goes on in men's rooms. In any case I was doing my thing at the corner urinal because it was the furthest from anyone else. Call me crazy but i just don't like doing that in front of other people. (I suffer from frightened turtle syndrome.) Anyhow this guy pulls up beside me and starts doing his thing. Any guys that have ever used a men's room know that no matter what happens over there you NEVER look to see what is going on. I don't know what exactly went on but I will try to describe it by what I heard.

I hear this guy walk up he clears his throat like he is about to do something big, but I didn't think anything of it at the time. He takes a couple steps back, which I thought was odd. I hear the unzip. There is a pause. Now, words will not be able to do justice to what I heard this man unleash next, so you will have to use your imagination. The sound I heard next was something similar to when you turn on the shower or a hose. It sounded like there was enough pressure in this mans bladder that he could have written his name across a billboard. To be honest I am surprised he didn't fly backwards across the room! It sounded like he was pissing with a fire hose. I really wanted to make sure that something hadn't gone terribly wrong but I was not about to look over. You just don't do that. I finished up and got the heck out of there because I didn't know if he was going to flood the place or what.

I don't want to make any hasty judgment calls, because I didn't really examine ANYTHING, but this man was African American, and I have heard rumors. I don't know, but whatever his deal was I am glad he found the men's room when he did.