I need my own reality TV show. 

I need my own reality TV show.

I am flipping through the channels last night and I swear every channel has a few reality TV shows. I gotta get in on this action. Most of these shows feature a bunch of people hooking up or dating in one way or another. A few of them are more original and are aspiring writers hanging out with accomplished actors, or drunken comedians walking around major cities late at night. I am thinkin that I could make my own reality TV show that would actually be REAL. Something many of these shows lack. If there are any Hollywood producers reading this then get ready, because I am about to make you the pitch of your career.

Ok so What I would need would be 2 people to follow me around with cameras. I am talkin some good producers that can prompt me into monologues where I say a whole lot of stuff that could get me in a lot of trouble. The producers would follow me around so that people could watch my show and see what REAL life is like. That's right they can live it during the day, and then watch it at night. I think once they think they have a good idea of what life is like I could start introducing them to the people in my life that make it interesting (read drive me freakin nuts). Perhaps an ex girlfriend, or maybe a crazy professor. Now what is the catch you ask? Where is the elimination? What makes this show different? Well let me tell you.

So the cool thing for reality TV seems to be some form of elimination and a weird twist. Well I would allow the audience to vote on the most obnoxious person in my life each week. This person would then be kidnapped and knocked unconscious and shipped to one lucky viewers house so that they could actually live like me for a week. How cool is that? Oh yeah you vote on the most obnoxious person and then you might get to meet them!


Ok so I don't have all the kinks worked out, but I am getting there.