Famous people are weird. 

Famous people are weird.

I haven???t figured this out completely, but famous people seem to live in a world different from the one I live in. I see on the news that Demi Moore is dating Ashton Kutcher. I don???t know what to say about this because one part of me is thinkin congratulations to that lanky pothead. The other part of me is thinking that Demi Moore must be one of the stupidest most emotionally insecure women on planet earth to need a kid that much younger than her for companionship. Of course we all know that honor would go to Cameron Diaz. Cameron has found her validation little Justin Timberlake. Allow that to sink in for a moment. I can wait.

WTF? Justin freakin Timberlake? The squeaky voiced wigger from Nsync? I mean really what on earth could women see in this kid? Granted he is a wealthy entertainer, but so is she! It???s not like some lame 16-year-old girl who is infatuated with the guy because MTV says he is cool. This is supposedly a grown woman who is supposed to be able to think for herself. I guess money can't buy a clue. Props to homosexual Justin though. Gay dudes always get a few token cute girls who are convinced they can turn them.

The things the famous do are just weird. Not just who they date but the things they think they are entitled to. It is not unheard of for these people to clear out entire stores so they can shop in private. Who the crap do they think they are? Not only do these people think they get special privileges, but when you become famous you apparently become an expert on everything. I see more people on the news giving the President, and everyone else in authority advice. I am not an expert like they apparently are, but if the public voted for these people shouldn???t that give them more credibility than the walking headshots that are Hollywood?

I guess they are so weird because they can literally afford to be.