Frat-tastic!

Man I wish I could afford to pay for my friends! I wouldnt buy them new though. I would buy them slightly used so that I had money left over for some Oakleys and a pink polo shirt. I would also have to buy some starch so that I could make the collar stand up when I popped it. The 80's were so cool.

I might need a big SUV or truck too. Nothing flashy like an Escalade or a H2, perhaps a Tahoe. Definately GM vehicle though. Fords are for the masses. GM is the way to go.

Being in a fraternity would be nice. Everyone knows that frat guys get better jobs right out of college. I wish I could spend my college years in an alcoholic haze and graduate with a 1.9 GPA and get a job in a fortune 500 company. Of course thats how it would work. I would also make life long friends. It would only cost me a few hundred bucks a month for them too. Yep, Buying friends is so much easier than putting forth social effort to make them.

If I were really lucky I would get drunk one night and pass out and then all of the older brothers would take turns pissing on me. Man, that would be awesome. I gotta save up somemoney and buy me some mothercuking friends!

Plus I would get to be their bitch for a semester! I could learn how to clean the house. They would tell me how to dress and what to act like. Man I wouldnt have to think at all! I would be stupid not to do this!

Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:14 pm MST by Bill | Email Article |

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fuck rugby, your just a fucking club not even good enough to be called a team. your problly busy grabing asses and taking roids. hey let me ask you this i bet you got initiated into the "rugby club" damn sure you got hazed when you first joined. oh and hey do you have to pay to play, and are some of them your friends...oh shit you just joined an organization just like a frat...and bill go fuck yourself you probably got beat up as a kid nobody liked you then and nobody likes you now thats why you are on a computer posting messages about someting you have no clue about. but i will say that you are right on one account, while your on you computer jacking off to women so beautiful that you wouldn't be able to get within 5 feet of i'll be sitting on a beach somewhere with that girl, while i'm running my own company. and in closing being in a frat has improved my gpa from a 1.9 when i wasn't in one to a 3.8, also we perfer lacoset for shirts and costa del mar for sunglasses. so bill and the "local rugby "club"" (here i'll put it in black and white for those of you who have ingested one to many roids SARCASIM) i have a spoon to send to all of you so you can eat my ass...and go fuck yourselves.

Mon May 2, 2005 10:33 am MST by Anonymous

yeah... whatever... you're pretty much fucking tight... and if theese fuckers have a problem w/ you just ask them to talk to the local rugby club who is probably kicking the shit out of them every weekend

Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:36 pm MST by john

Part of that is true, i did get a great job out of college with a 2.3, yeah it was a fortune 500 and the ceo is an alumni of my fraternity. DAMN ITS GOOD TO HAVE CONNECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:30 pm MST by Anonymous

you're a fucking douche bag.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:35 pm MST by Anonymous

So you could afford to be a Chi Phi? Or was it the having a Sport Trac and they kicked you out?

Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:10 pm MST by Anonymous

update plz thx

Sun Oct 3, 2004 9:36 pm MST by Anonymous

Frat-tastic!

Frat-tastic!

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