Long week + mountain dew + lack of sleep = plans of world domination... apparent
If I ruled the country the first 10 things I would do would be:
...to send a few cruise missiles at france, nothing serious just a way to mess with those silly frogs.
...to buy a dog cause if I was the president I would need a cool dog.
...to help Lance Bass achieve his goal of going to space... and then to help any memebr of a boy band go to space as long as they stayed there for a while.
...to appoint some really cool people to my cabinet. I think Arnold, Stalone, and Bruce Willis would make good joint chiefs because anytime people saw me in a meeting with people that tough they would be afraid.
...to get a cool bulletproof car and then shoot it a few times just to make sure.
...to do something about the number of incredibly stupid commercials on tv. Have you seen any of those for those comapnies that want you to refinance your home? WTF? Is everyone in debt a freakin moron?
While we are talking about stupid... I would finally be able to implement a plan to have stupid people sterilized. Common sense is not to be underestimated. Not everyone has it.
...to nuke something. I think it might be cool to blow up a piece of the moon. Maybe I could carve my Initials in it.
...to make it illegal for celebrities to be annoying. I am not talking carrot top annoying thats part of his charm. I am talking Penny Marshal annoying. That chick needs to be deported. Courtney Love bothers me too.
It might be cool to do something about the poverty level, but who knows if that would work?
Anything I missed?
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From the sound of it, you'd be your own first customer at the sterilization booth.
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