Everclear. 

Everclear.

Some call it white lightning. Some call it fire water. Some people call it gross. A friend of mine calls it vomit juice. I dont really have any strong feelings about it one way or another.

Personally I think it is nasty. It doesnt even have a cool label. WTF is exciting about a husk of corn? It looks like a freakin asian man hard on sticking up off that label. Well it would if asians had big dongs, but we all know they dont.

In any case I think that Everclear is much better suited for terrorist cocktails than "screaming purple Jesuses". You gotta mix that stuff just right or it is nasty as hell. And if you are drunk enough to spit it at fire, then you know you are going to get burnt. Dumbass.