Beware the Mongols at the gym! 

Beware the Mongols at the gym!

What the crap? All I want to do at the gym is work out. Thats it. Well, that and maybe check out an ass or two. But for the most part I just want to workout. These yellow demons are thwarting my workout!

Every time I go there it is a new trick with these people. Usually they are sitting there half out of breath from doing crunches on the ab machine taking up space and breathing my air. But they have managed to find new ways to disturb everyones workout. I will give it to them, they are very creative. If 2 heads are beter than one then 2 billion heads must be fantastic!

I dont know if these guys are chinese, japanese, mongolian, vitnamese, laotian, cambodian, taiwanese or what. They annoy the hell out of me though. They take hours between sets and dont share the weights. They don't allow outsiders to work in when they use the machines. I guess they heard what we white people did to the indians (did I say indian? oops. I meant Native American. PC pricks) and don't want to risk getting one of our killer diseases. Taking your time is all fine and good but it just irks me when some little 5 foot tall asian has set the weight to almost nothing on the machine and is sitting there huffing and puffing instead of letting me work in between his sets. I dont know what it is about their culture that hasn't exposed them to gyms, but they need to read up on weight room coutesy. I would think these guys would be in better shape than this. I mean if they plan on being ninjas or samurais some day, then they need to get with it. Buy a jackie can workout video for cryin out loud!

Today was the last straw! I am washing my hands in the bathroom about to head to the weight room and some sneaky little mongol busts up in there and proceeds to explosively vomit into the trashcan which I am standing next to! Holy crap this stuff went everywhere! It was pink! What did he eat to vomit pink? Man I jumped back so fast I sawmyself doing it. The dude behind me hopped up into the sink he was so frightened. We thought it was a nija attack! So while this little dude is dryheaving over the trashcan like my roomate after a night out, I realize I got vomit shrapnel on my pants. That was it! He wasn't ruining my workout. I caught his punk self inbetween heaves and tipped him up into the trash can.


I am peitioning the gym to build a wall to eep the mongols out. Hey. It worked for China, and half of them had mongolian cousins. Cold blooded.