What is it about sororities? 

What is it about sororities?

I must be missing something. There are at least a dozen sororities on this campus. In my mind the reason for having a doezen different organizations is to divide people up based on something more meaningful than looks. However here is the breakdown on this campus... The Stupid ugly girls have their sorority, the stupid cute girls have theirs, fat girls have their sororities (they need more than one for obvious reasons), the blondes have theirs and the plastic surgery fiends have yet another etc, etc.... Once you get through this looks-based facade every one of these organizations is identical. These girls all have meetings on wednesday night to discuss who isn't hanging out with the right crowd, and who isnt dressing right, and who isnt putting up the "good girl" front well enough.

Thats another thing. Who are these girls actually fooling? Does anyone out there think that there is a purpose to a sorority other than boosting your social life? Dont get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with a healthy social life. However everyone knows that the best way for a college kid to be social is to consume a lot of alcohol and flirt with members of the opposite sex. The second best way is to hang out where these activities are going on. Yet sororities have these rules about no drinking in marked containers, and no dancing on elevated surfaces and whatnot.

Its like there are 2 sides to every sorority girl. There is the cute little sister girl in her letters, and then there is the colt 45 guzzling sorostitute that has had more sex than Madonna. Its like some sort of twisted bi polar bizzarro world that these girls are forced to visit and put up this front. Maybe its just so daddy will keep paying their dues so they can spend their money on more important things. Like booze and abortions.

These girls are clickish too. I mean damn its like if a guy hits on them and he is in the "wrong" fraternity... too bad for him. I mean ow dare him not know that certain greek letters mean more than others. Of course you will be judged by the coolness of the antiquated obsolete alphapet paraphanalia you choose to wear. Duh frat daddy!

Basically what I am saying is that over all, Sororities are brothels, and the president(which is another stupid term for them to use, like a woman could be president of anything.) is the madame (That means she-pimp).